A lightweight tri-blend crew tee with a vintage-style illustration of a goose pressing a barbell and the cheeky line “Today I’m a Serious Goose.” Soft on the skin, natural drape, and a muted, hand-drawn look that keeps the joke subtle—until someone reads it and smirks.

Features

• 50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon
• Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd², regular fit
• Side seams + shoulder tape to maintain shape
• Ribbed knit collar with seam + tear-away label
• DTF inner neck labels + DTG front print

Care

Cold wash (max 30°C/90°F). No bleach. No tumble dry. Low iron/steam. No dryclean.